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by Dickl
Tue Jul 24, 2018 7:50 am
Forum: Humour
Topic: tee-shirt
Replies: 1
Views: 4715

Re: tee-shirt

I suffer from dyslexia, which of course means that when I write to say that I have dyslexia what I mean to write is that I have (wait for it....), "sex daily :shock: ".
by Dickl
Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Made in Thailand
Replies: 3
Views: 4162

Re: Made in Thailand

Yes, please but with a narrower front wheel. Wonder what the P & P is from Thailand?
by Dickl
Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:36 am
Forum: Days Out
Topic: New Leicestershire Bike Clothing Shop.
Replies: 3
Views: 5197

Re: New Leicestershire Bike Clothing Shop.

"Lifestyle" products -EEK!! Prices - double EEK!! According to my missus I can say things like that now I'm a grumpy OAP!
by Dickl
Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:29 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Warning to Dog Owners
Replies: 3
Views: 5836

Re: Warning to Dog Owners

"I'll pass it on...." does this mean humans can catch it??!! EEEK
by Dickl
Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:44 am
Forum: Bits'n'bobs for sale
Topic: R1100S for sale
Replies: 1
Views: 3841

R1100S now sold

I have now sold the bike. Feeling a bit sorry to know that for the first time in many years there wont be a boxer in the garage!
by Dickl
Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:10 pm
Forum: Bits'n'bobs for sale
Topic: R1100S for sale
Replies: 1
Views: 3841

R1100S for sale

I have reluctantly decided/agreed (!) to sell my 1100S. I have just bought a fourth bike and one had to go. The bike was first registered 14 Dec 1998 & has 42k miles up. It was MOT'd this am with an advisory re a front fork seal (it has had the same advisory for the last 3 years & does not s...
by Dickl
Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:23 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Welcome to the World of Work
Replies: 6
Views: 5189

welcome to the world of work

The world is full of coincidences - I live in Warwickshire and in 12 days (and counting!!) I shall be off to NZ and then Tasmania!
by Dickl
Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:54 pm
Forum: Humour
Topic: christmas present for the girlfriend
Replies: 3
Views: 5967

Thank you very much....just found my joke for the pub Christmas lunch!!
by Dickl
Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:38 am
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: 184mph!
Replies: 28
Views: 13196

How fast?

How fast does the earth go when travelling round the sun? Or doesn't that count?
by Dickl
Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:32 am
Forum: Humour
Topic: all the kit all the time ....
Replies: 5
Views: 4897

I've always fancied a big twin - two stroke or four I don't mind!
by Dickl
Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:25 pm
Forum: Humour
Topic: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres......
Replies: 2
Views: 2766

Our lady vicar proudly announced in church today that her husband had given her a sausage this morning!! :oops: :twisted:
by Dickl
Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:48 pm
Forum: Humour
Topic: THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES
Replies: 7
Views: 4908

Oh bums! :oops:
by Dickl
Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:42 am
Forum: Humour
Topic: THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES
Replies: 7
Views: 4908

I can do number three!
by Dickl
Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:16 am
Forum: Humour
Topic: COMIC RELIEF
Replies: 2
Views: 2973

To paraphrase Dick Emery (who rode a BMW - apparently he liked a throbbing,vibrating twin between his legs) "You are aweful, but I like your sense of humour!"
by Dickl
Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 am
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Useful tip of the day
Replies: 16
Views: 7319

"Faulty bike" you say, how very dare you sir!

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