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Where there's blame......

Postby milleplod » Fri May 12, 2017 3:59 pm

.....munching on my Waitrose-supplied 'tender babyleaf salad' yesterday evening (yep, the bike kit's mysteriously shrunk again.... :lol: ), I chomped down on this little beggar, which most definitely was more prickly than tender!! :shock:

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I initially thought something horrible, with many legs, had bitten me...I was almost relieved to find it was an inert (baby!) thistle leaf! :lol:

Anyway, eMail pinged over to Waitrose, Daily Mail contacted, online petition started re closing down Waitrose etc etc :D

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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby Humbug » Fri May 12, 2017 7:36 pm

Don't forget your local MP, European Court of Human Rights (Be quick with that one!) :D
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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby ianbcr » Fri May 12, 2017 9:56 pm

Is the white fluid on the end the poison that is now flowing through your veins, or your saliva after you spat it out. lol
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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby boxerscott » Fri May 12, 2017 10:32 pm

That is not a Thistle leaf. It is a Triffid leaf, the white stuff will morph you into your dog.

Nice photo :D
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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby Paul » Sat May 13, 2017 8:29 am

I've heard of people instagramming their meals before they eat them, but their is the first picture I've seen of something after it's been spat out. You sir, are a social media pioneer, and I salute you! When all our kids start following suit, we know who to thank :wink:
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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby milleplod » Sat May 13, 2017 1:33 pm

ianbcr wrote:Is the white fluid on the end the poison that is now flowing through your veins, or your saliva after you spat it out. lol


Extra-extra-low fat mayo I believe! :D

Paul wrote:I've heard of people instagramming their meals before they eat them, but their is the first picture I've seen of something after it's been spat out. You sir, are a social media pioneer, and I salute you! When all our kids start following suit, we know who to thank :wink:


:lol: At least it hadn't gone all the way through..... :shock: :lol:

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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby GerryB » Sat May 13, 2017 7:38 pm

EEK !!!! :shock:

I hope no long term after effect Pete ....

Keep some spare loo rolls handy ...

Maybe a pack of Imodium ....

You''ll be too scared to sneeze or cough ...


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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby fontana » Sat May 13, 2017 10:22 pm

When I joined the army and started basic training, at breakfast time in the cookhouse you'd scoop out your cornflakes with a bowl from a huge vat.
Then before you tucked in you'd rummage through to get rid of the cockroaches.
You'd normally find at least one.
We thought nothing of it because the place was infested with them.

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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby GerryB » Sun May 14, 2017 6:27 am

fontana wrote:When I joined the army and started basic training, at breakfast time in the cookhouse you'd scoop out your cornflakes with a bowl from a huge vat.
Then before you tucked in you'd rummage through to get rid of the cockroaches.
You'd normally find at least one.
We thought nothing of it because the place was infested with them.


In the army I was , 26 years, trust me , the cook would have been shot .......

One night on the border during our troubles , one cook shot the other over a dispute ....

In basics , the cooks were all charged for giving the entire camp , 1000 plus troops gypo guts ...

Yes , our army graze tended to be reasonably good .
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Re: Where there's blame......

Postby fontana » Sun May 14, 2017 4:27 pm

GerryB wrote:In the army I was , 26 years, trust me , the cook would have been shot ........


25 years for me.
In juniors overnight we had to do guard duties on camp which included internal patrols of the cookhouse.
There was so many cockroaches scurrying around you'd often hear them crunching underfoot.
The place was infested with them.
Often when you were eating, they'd be falling off the ceiling into your food.
No one got shot.
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