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Toilet paper madness

Postby Mitch1100 » Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:55 pm

Is this happening in UK?? :oops: :lol:

A man has been tasered following a fight over toilet paper at a Big W store in Tamworth, New South Wales.
It’s believed police were called after a fight broke out in the store, where a staff member and a customer were assaulted.
Police have confirmed the incident happened in the toilet paper aisle. The 50-year-old man was tasered and has been arrested.

Six police officers rushed to the scene at Westfield Parramatta after one of the supermarket workers reported that a customer was carrying a knife.

According to police, no one was injured and a woman was being spoken to by investigators.

A witness told the Daily Mail Australia: "There was a fight over toilet paper – you could hear a commotion coming from down the end aisle.

"There was a knife pulled and the people started running around. It was all over in a few moments, security were here and police came and talked to a woman."
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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby boxerscott » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:40 am

Mitch1100 wrote:Is this happening in UK?? :oops: :lol:


A witness told the Daily Mail Australia: you could hear a commotion coming from down the end aisle.


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Not sure if we have bowel towel rage on here but i`m gonna go out and stock up before some idiot starts panic buying. :lol:
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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby dave the german » Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:23 pm

Too late Chris. it's started!! I have to have a Police escort for tonights delivery. The wagon has been painted plain white to disguise the load. The pay rise which now incorporates danger money is most welcome
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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby big rob » Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:48 pm

Aye, the IDIOT panic buyers are obviously shittin themselves :shock:
More people died on the UK roads yesterday than have died of the Mexican beer flu so far, last old boy was 80-years of age with other health problems.
How much longer before we see the same IDIOTS queuing at petrol stations? :roll:

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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby simon » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:21 pm

One good thing about global warming is that spring comes early... So here's hoping for a glut of dock leaves.
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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby Blackal » Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:05 am

If you are a person/couple/family who have a pack of 4 rolls left when shopping at the end of the week, and there is a run on bog roll...........

What are you going to do? Carry on as normal, or think “hang on - there might be shag-all in the stores next week” - and buy 3wks worth just to make sure.

Okay for ‘cultures’ who wipe their arses with their fingers, though ................. :oops:

I went to check my stock of painkillers etc, and found that the only things I had heaps of, were:

Imodium & Gaviscon.

At least I will be okay on a 100% curry diet............ :roll:
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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby popsky » Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:44 pm

Blackal wrote:If you are a person/couple/family who have a pack of 4 rolls left when shopping at the end of the week, and there is a run on bog roll………


This Al was our position this weekend when we went shopping, had completely run out of the stuff, I almost felt guilty walking around CO-OP with a 24 pack, but then I thought fuckit I’d rather have these than use my left hand :mrgreen:
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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby Al » Tue Mar 10, 2020 4:15 pm

No shortages where we are, currently tootling round Sri Lanka on a 650 Honda, no Coronavirus, nice and warm, nice curries, plenty of loo roll for the hot ones!!, some pretty good ( and bad) roads, so good move to get a last minute getaway, just hope our house/dog sitter survives the panic at home, at least she is a veggie so the cats and dogs are safe. Stay safe in the supermarkets!!!

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Re: Toilet paper madness

Postby boxerscott » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:00 pm

Gentlemen , if you are bereft of Bum Wad then this may be a helpful suggestion for a damn good " deep clean".

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