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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby boxerscott » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:11 pm

She is an intelligent person. Not an idiot. She made a really stupid decision, twice, her heartfelt apology and offer of resignation should have been accepted by the First Minister. It was not. Her career is fcuked. First Minister carries on as normal. The rich and powerful may not be insulated from the virus but by heck they do their best to insulate themselves from the effects of the so called lock down. First Minister made a more ridiculous decision. Therefore I ain't gonna lose sleep over someone going for a Blast on their sports bike. It may be their last before they hand the keys back to the renter.

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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby simon » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:11 pm

Blackal wrote:Maybe keep the volume low (or earbuds in) in the presence of grandparents and children................

Absolute QUALITY :lol:

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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby Blackal » Tue Apr 14, 2020 4:05 pm

The Border Telegraph can always be relied upon for frank reporting............................. :D

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Sorry Chris...................... :headbang: [smilie=sofa.gif]
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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby slparry » Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:45 pm

applause Al …. .applause :D
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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby boxerscott » Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:35 pm

Fake news.

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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby dave the german » Wed Apr 15, 2020 3:58 am

Al, you need to get out more :lol:
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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby BoxerCup R » Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:37 am

The knobbers who are going out just for a blast are exactly that, knobbers because as usual, the minority are spoiling it for the majority because we will no doubt get stronger 'lockdown' rules if everybody doesn't do their bit by STAYING THE FOOK HOME. It can't be any plainer can it ?

Calderwood fooked up and lost her job, deservedly so, "Do as I say, not as I do" doesn't work when you are in the public spotlight and what message would that have sent out to all the morons if she had been allowed to keep her job ?


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Blackal wrote:The Border Telegraph can always be relied upon for frank reporting............................. :D

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This is a touch of magic Al, you wished you'd thought of this Chris :wink: :lol:



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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby boxerscott » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:51 am

This is a touch of magic Al, you wished you'd thought of this Chris :wink: :lol:



Stay Safe.[/quote] Location, location John :wink:

Both my bikes off the road, one on sorn t`other without engine oil and waiting filter removal tool. I have seen quite a few bikes out on the a68. I do not automatically think they are nobbers. (unless they are riding an Xr) :wink:
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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby BoxerCup R » Wed Apr 15, 2020 11:59 am

boxerscott wrote:This is a touch of magic Al, you wished you'd thought of this Chris :wink: :lol: Location, location John :wink:

Both my bikes off the road, one on sorn t`other without engine oil and waiting filter removal tool. I have seen quite a few bikes out on the a68. I do not automatically think they are nobbers. (unless they are riding an Xr) :wink:


OK, who here rides an Xr ? own up ?
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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby slparry » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:38 pm

BoxerCup R wrote:
boxerscott wrote:This is a touch of magic Al, you wished you'd thought of this Chris :wink: :lol: Location, location John :wink:

Both my bikes off the road, one on sorn t`other without engine oil and waiting filter removal tool. I have seen quite a few bikes out on the a68. I do not automatically think they are nobbers. (unless they are riding an Xr) :wink:


OK, who here rides an Xr ? own up ?


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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby dave the german » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:46 pm

boxerscott wrote:This is a touch of magic Al, you wished you'd thought of this Chris :wink: :lol:



Stay Safe.
Location, location John :wink:

Both my bikes off the road, one on sorn t`other without engine oil and waiting filter removal tool. I have seen quite a few bikes out on the a68. I do not automatically think they are nobbers. (unless they are riding an Xr) :wink:[/quote]

Chris do you want me to have a ride up with my filter removal tool? Keep it quiet if you do :wink:
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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby The Teutonic Tangerine » Sat Apr 18, 2020 4:09 pm

I too am new to the phrase “wankspangle”. Is it similar to a “Cockwomble”?
There would appear to be a surfeit of prolixity and sesquipedalian content today please do not use a big word when a singularly un-loquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity

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Re: Crass Stupidity!

Postby Blackal » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:36 am

I have a feeling that these two might not be your average middle-aged bike owners................. :?


Motorcyclists taken to hospital after collision in Doncaster while riding in breach of lockdown rules
Bikers riding against lockdown rules had to be taken to hospital after being found by police who were investigating reports of nuisance riders in Doncaster.


https://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/ne ... es-2546933
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