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SENIORS EXAM

Postby Mitch1100 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:36 am

SENIORS EXAM

New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.


Check your answers below ....


ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years


2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador


3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses


4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?November


5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur


6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs


7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert


8 ) What color is a purple finch? Crimson


9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand


10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course) .

What do you mean, you failed?


Me, too!

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you is fibbin', unless you've seen this before)
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Re: SENIORS EXAM

Postby SP250 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:53 am

Got em all wrong, does that mean I go back to middle age, but don't pass go and don't collect £200?
I also found the deliberate mistake - the Canary Islands are in the Atlantic not the Pacific.
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Re: SENIORS EXAM

Postby Blackal » Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:36 pm

I got exactly 4, albeit - one was a stab in the dark. :wink:
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Re: SENIORS EXAM

Postby dave the german » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:26 pm

Blackal wrote:I got exactly 4, albeit - one was a stab in the dark. :wink:


Has to be one smart ar$e :lol: :wink:
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Re: SENIORS EXAM

Postby The Teutonic Tangerine » Mon Mar 04, 2019 6:45 pm

The Canary Islands are in the Atlantic not Pacific Ocean - clearly an American quiz as they shouldn’t spell “colour” either. :bounce:
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