1)You can't count your hair.
2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is sticking out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you stupid ba5tard :roll:
THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES
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THREE IMPOSSIBILITIES
Last edited by Blackal on Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works .....
Then plug me back in..........
See if that works .....
[quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.
Your born with a certain amout of heart beats, Dont waste them on exersise. ![[smilie=rooster.gif]](./images/smilies/rooster.gif "rooster")
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ianbcr wrote:Dickl wrote:I can do number three!
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.
DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he could do it.
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
[quote="el-nicko"][quote="ianbcr"][quote="Dickl"]I can do number three![/quote]
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.[/quote]
DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he couls do it. [/quote]
thats an after dark request aint it nick.
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.
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DOH! Ian! I was gonna get Dickl to post a webcam pic of himself proving he couls do it. [/quote]
thats an after dark request aint it nick.
Your born with a certain amout of heart beats, Dont waste them on exersise.
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99 tlr1000 (V twin) tricked.
Indian Roadmaster Elite
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ianbcr wrote:el-nicko wrote:ianbcr wrote:Dickl wrote:I can do number three!
thats the joke.everybody will be sitting at there computor with their tongue out breathing like a dog.
thats an after dark request aint it nick.
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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