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Blackal
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Viagra error

Postby Blackal » Thu May 28, 2015 4:31 pm

When reaching for the liquid Viagra in the dark the other night, I accidentally swallowed a mouthful of Tippex instead......

I woke up with a massive correction!!
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

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Postby Blackal » Thu May 28, 2015 5:10 pm

Scientists doing experiments on reincarnation say that a recent questionnaire shows 92% of men would like to come back as a tablecloth.

They figure it's the only bloody chance they've got of being laid three times a day and pulled off last thing at night
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?


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