Promises

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I won't laugh, said the nurse. "I'm a professional.

In over 15 years of working here, I've never laughed at a patient.

"Okay, then" said Dave, and he proceeded to drop his pants revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

In length and width it was almost identical to a AA battery!

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to suppress a laugh, but it just came out.

Feeling guilty for laughing at the mans part she composed herself as best she could. "I'm very sorry" she said, "On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again!"

"Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

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"It's swollen" replied Dave