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Taz
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Computer Problem

Postby Taz » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:36 pm

Dear IT Support,

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from
Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without
any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these
two products and the only solution was to try and run
Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also
incompatible with several other applications, such as
Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 & Playboy 6.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried,
had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me
to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend
1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these
two systems detected each other they caused severe damage
to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only
to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed
to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex
Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that
Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run.

For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored
in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail
porn filter and can, without warning, launch Photostrop
and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files
and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs
updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new
attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be
reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources.

It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted
to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme
it often crashes or runs the system dry.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there
could be problems.

A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to
delete all my MS Money files before un-installing
itself.
Taz

R1250RS

So when is this 'Old enough to know better' supposed to kick in?

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Re: Computer Problem

Postby slparry » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:16 am

my understanding was "FreeSex Plus" was replaced with "RareSex" :D
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stevesilver
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Re: Computer Problem

Postby stevesilver » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:17 am

[smilie=head bash.gif]

Brilliant......

From my experience when you delete wife 1.0, that also deletes the MS money as well as MS house and MS pension....

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Re: Computer Problem

Postby Boxermed69 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:50 pm

Very good :mrgreen:

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