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Boxered
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Decisions decisions

Postby Boxered » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:12 am

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a major car accident. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but … something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new penis that will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch.'

'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. 'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have,' says the man.

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'

'Yes, she has,' says the man.

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.




'We're getting granite worktops.'
Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware

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Re: Decisions decisions

Postby Boxermed69 » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:16 am

:lol:
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...
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Re: Decisions decisions

Postby Beamerboy » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:09 pm

Very good :)


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