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Crumpled

Postby slparry » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:51 pm

Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up? asked the missus. No, I said. She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note. Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up? she asked. No, I said. She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note. Now, she said, have you ever seen 15,000 pounds all crumpled up? No, I said, intrigued. She said Well, go and take a look in the garage
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