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Postby slparry » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:37 pm

Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister's chauffeur driven car.

Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road.

They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. " You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, I can't afford to be blamed for anything.

The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.

The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap up meal and the daughter made love to me."

" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.

I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, "I'm Nicola Sturgeon's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."
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Re: Mooooo

Postby popsky » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:22 pm

:mrgreen:

Might not go down so well with any nationalist's Steve :wink:
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Re: Mooooo

Postby Humbug » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:07 pm

Still funny though, just saying...
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Re: Mooooo

Postby Boxermed69 » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:27 pm

Well I don't find it funny, no siree :evil: Picking on Wee Jimmy Cranky is simply not on.

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