The Horse and the Chicken

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The Horse and the Chicken

Postby slparry » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:54 am

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.

He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.


The moral of the story is:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks..
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Re: The Horse and the Chicken

Postby GerryB » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Horse and the Chicken

Postby bigblackfalco » Mon May 08, 2017 7:20 pm

Brilliant. Just what the doctor ordered :)
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Re: The Horse and the Chicken

Postby BoxerCup R » Tue May 09, 2017 5:09 am

Now then Steve, very good Mate :lol: a rare commodity these days, a funny, clean joke :wink:
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