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Paternity!

Postby Boxered » Sat May 26, 2018 12:17 am

Beyonce has just discovered that she is the daughter of Roy Castle.
She has declined to take his surname though,
Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware

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Re: Paternity!

Postby Paul » Mon May 28, 2018 6:45 am

Stevie Nicks is going to marry William Shatner. She's going to call herself Stevie Shatner-Nicks :wink:
You really need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.


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