Christmas carols for the disturbed...

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Christmas carols for the disturbed...

Postby Gromit » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:16 pm

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna

Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy

can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle

Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle .......

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Postby Boxadog 2000 » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:06 pm

Pissed huh

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Postby Gromit » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:16 pm

Boxadog 2000 wrote:Pissed huh


It's sat night and I'm not working = a couple of shnifters. ;)

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Postby Rods » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:38 am

I thought we covered this subject on Friday :shock:
Another brilyunt mind diztroyed

by the publik edukashun sistum.


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