Agony Aunt ....... Dear Ruth

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Holly
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Agony Aunt ....... Dear Ruth

Postby Holly » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:57 pm

Dear Dr Ruth,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my BMW R1100S motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my BM, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob :wink:
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Postby soggybottoms » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:06 pm

Hols,

always worth reading thru the posts.

Have a look at 4 Dec :D

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Postby Holly » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:38 pm

Thought I read all of 'em !!! ...ah well..... here goes

I must read more carefully
I must read more carefully
I must read more carefully
I must read more carefully
I must read more carefully
I must read more carefully
I must read more carefully
I must read more carefully

Does that make things even...... :D
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Postby soggybottoms » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:04 pm

Forget it. If you read thru my stuff you'll see Winger offering some sterling avice about reading the links coz I'm asking questions that are already answered

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Postby Holly » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:30 pm

Cheers, Holly........ :D
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Postby Man-of-Mystery » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:21 pm

Ok, show of hands. How many other numpties like me have just read through this with nothing more than a vague sense of deja vu?

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Postby soggybottoms » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:40 pm

You got too much time on your hands. :P

Must be the snow sending you into a spiral of black depression and observations on old threads :lol:


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