Confession

[Old_VicR]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The Priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well
tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Kathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father. I cannot tell you."
The Priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and
I admire that. But you have sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar
boy now for four months. Now, you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, "What did you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."