Kemit nicked by the vice squad

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Kemit nicked by the vice squad

Postby The Teutonic Tangerine » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:44 am

Police raided Kermit's home yesterday where they found hundreds of pictures of Miss Piggy naked and many in compromising positions....
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Worst case of Frog's Porn I have ever seen said a police spokesperson
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