Glass Coffins

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The Teutonic Tangerine
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Glass Coffins

Postby The Teutonic Tangerine » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:58 pm

When asked if the Co-op funeral service was intending using glass coffins a spokesman said.............................

"Remains to be seen"
There would appear to be a surfeit of prolixity and sesquipedalian content today please do not use a big word when a singularly un-loquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity

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Re: Glass Coffins

Postby Blackal » Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:59 pm

For her birthday, my wife asked or a spa day...........





When I give it to her - I’ll tell her it’s pronounced..... “spade”
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....

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