POSITIVE ATTITUDE

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POSITIVE ATTITUDE

Postby Mitch1100 » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:04 am

A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.
He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.

An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes.

Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"
And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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