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by Neil178
Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Varifocal glasses
Replies: 3
Views: 2237

Varifocal glasses

Still trying to get used to my new(ish) varifocal lenses. Traversing the living room is getting easier (how long does a bruise on a cat take to disappear?), although the stairs are downright dangerous wearing these things. I have only tripped over a kerb stone once. Still, the lady I groped as I sto...
by Neil178
Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: Boxertech
Topic: Bike missing at speed HELP
Replies: 16
Views: 5478

TPS? You must be gutted to miss out on the tramps piss ............ :lol:
by Neil178
Sat May 06, 2006 10:11 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Ebay
Replies: 6
Views: 3592

Split rim?
And I'm a Dutchmans Uncle.



Thought that was more polite than saying 'My arse!'
I think the Royale family have copyright on that!
by Neil178
Thu May 04, 2006 8:04 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Sorry guys......!!
Replies: 25
Views: 9325

Ouch ya b@st@rd.

Sounds like you will be out of action for a few months. At least you can sit next to Roooneey and watch the action on the box!

Get well soon.
by Neil178
Wed May 03, 2006 11:11 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Need some advice.......
Replies: 30
Views: 13040

Paying for petrol ..... some garages insist that helmets are removed before you enter the shop to cough up your hard earned. A right pain. If you have a flip front then it is easy! Which is why I now have a BMW integral hat ...... :? Very very quiet, great fit,quite light too.
by Neil178
Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:08 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Help, my eyes are going .....
Replies: 13
Views: 5854

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R1200S? This means nothing to me, oh Vienna :wink:


Paul[/quote]

That cracked me up, lol. Wasn't it Madge Eure, Midge Urre, Madure Ere,
Ultravox?
The changes are just fine Paul! :D
by Neil178
Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:19 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Help, my eyes are going .....
Replies: 13
Views: 5854

Help, my eyes are going .....

My screen has gone all wishy washy.
Can computers get anaemia, or has the colour been toned down on purpose to show respect for the new kid on the block? :shock:
Lets have more colour in DDP!

Okay, I'm just an old fart that is resistant to changes! :lol:
by Neil178
Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:29 am
Forum: Boxertech
Topic: Recovering
Replies: 6
Views: 2805

Ade,
check ebay. I've seen a few recently for a sensible price.
by Neil178
Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: BM 800 launch
Replies: 5
Views: 3103

The advert for the 1200S in Ride .......... signals a huge leap forward from its 1100cc predecessor ............... with nowhere to put any panniers ........

Great, you get there quicker but no change of clothes, etc.
Doh! :P

and I don't do rucksacks!
by Neil178
Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:27 pm
Forum: Boxertech
Topic: motor cut out!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 4366

20 minutes? Don't forget it's aircooled! :?
by Neil178
Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:50 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: R1200S Review
Replies: 4
Views: 3390

R1200S Review

in full in next weeks MCN. They have ridden it already as they were going to print. There is also a review of most 2006 bikes. The S is listed with no verdict yet, although the paper commited to giving it a mark of 7 out of 10. Looking at other bikes and their scores I was left with the feeling that...
by Neil178
Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:17 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: Is it just me?
Replies: 19
Views: 8906

Hey Jason, thank fook it's just a change of underware eh? Some years ago when hammering around the B roads near Truro in my trusty Fulvia (Lancia) I learnt about being able to stop in the distance you can see. So there I was on 3 wheels when the back end of a JCB with all the grass cutting gubbins h...
by Neil178
Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: A question for you.
Replies: 18
Views: 9859

Dude, you just got rolled.
by Neil178
Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:47 pm
Forum: Boxerbanter
Topic: OT: Fancy some 100mph water skiing?
Replies: 22
Views: 10652

clever photos ....... but they are fake! :)
by Neil178
Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:29 pm
Forum: Boxertech
Topic: Puncture kit
Replies: 5
Views: 2101

You don't need a repair kit at all as you won't ever, ever get a puncture.
That is until your new tyre is nicely scrubbed in and then you (me!!!) ride over the hatched area where all the nails lie in wait. :evil: Lesson learnt.

Mostly listening to Spock's Beard. Get some prog in!

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